I’m not going to hide the fact that I was a late bloomer when it came to engaging in sexual relations with women. I was 15-years-old when I kissed a girl for the very first time; I’ll never forget that experience for the rest of my life. It was back in the 10th grade, I had conversed with this girl for the past month. She mentioned that she’d be paying me a visit; this is a 3 to 4 hour bus ride from where she lived. What a random phone call that was, imagine a woman bluntly stating she’s currently on her way to see you, and wants to bequeath you with a “gift” when you’re face-to-face. Considering I was a virgin then, I had no idea what she was really referring to; boy was I in for a rude awakening. After she quit jabbering, she hung up which made me think she was pulling my chain. I received another phone call at 5:00 P.M. revealing that she was roughly 20 minutes away and that she was getting a ride to where I lived, time to get excited. It turns out she wasn’t lying. I met her and together we walked back to my house. The next two hours were really intense and eye-opening, due to all the first time experiences I shared with her. I’m talking about the first time I ever saw a really, nice set of tits (not a crusty old woman’s boob, like my great aunts), the first time I made out with a girl, and the first time I ever received fellatio… this was a pleasant surprise for the most part, but things obviously turned sour as you’ll come to find out. Randomly, we made our way to my parents’ bathroom; this is where things became thrilling. Within their bathroom laid a long walkway with a partition at the end of the corridor separating the toilet from the remainder of the room. When we came into the bathroom, she immediately flicked them off in and went to business.
She pushed me up against the sink, dropped to her knees and began vigorously sucking my cock. I was in ecstasy, loving every minute of this; I mean this was the first time I convinced a girl to perform oral sex, what a mind-blowing experience this was! During this time, I was not paying attention to what was occurring in the bathroom, or within my current surroundings. I was on the verge of a orgasim as the bathroom door burst opens, the lights punch on, and my father emerges. What came next was not only really embarrassing, but also very disgusting. My dad just stood there, while this girl had my rock hard man rod deep inside her mouth. He was inundated with anger and indignantly screams, “you’re not having unprotected sex in my bathroom J. Go someplace else.” Without warning the girl spit out my penis and began rising to her feet. I was at the point of no return, and began to ejaculate all over her in front of my dad. I’m talking about the equivalent to a porn star cum shot, all over her hair, face, and clothing! It was a scene out of Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star, when Bucky uncontrollably shots his load all over the place.
I finished cumming, and didn’t want to stick around any longer. I hastily zipped up my pants while reaching for the bathroom door. I ran out of the bathroom to my room, and left the girl in the bathroom to face my father, who if you can’t tell is a total nightmare! He could goad you making you hate your life in a way like no one I have ever met. He’s the biggest asshole on the planet. The remainder of the afternoon was not fun; not only did this girl get a mouthful from my father and hate her life, but also she left my house never to speak to me again. To be honest I wish I learned a lesson from this experience, but I guess I’m one of a kind in many ways, and this is the proof. All I have to say is, “WELCOME TO MY LIFE!” Here is the life lesson: always engage in sexual activity in your own room because you never know who is sneaking around the next corner to cock block you. Always be aware of where you are and never, I repeat never do what I did. You will lose a slew of dates and never get laid again.
-Episode 24: Hear my commentary and a verbal re-telling of the story through my perspective.